Stop … Hammer Time!

The Feudman is back … crack-a-lack? That is the best I have for you, but, hey, aren’t you just glad to be reading about daytime television race battles again? As always, if you are new to FFT, sack up and read the FFT Mission Statement before proceeding. When you are done, come back here and [...]

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FLORIDA WATCH!!! … AGAIN.

Ok, so I took another week off from the Feud – sue me. It ws a weird week for your Feudman, so: JUST READ THE ALL NEW SECOND INSTALLMENT OF FLORIDA WATCH!!! Any, by God, vote in the poll, people.

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Introducing Florida Watch!!!

If you thought Tucson and San Diego were bad, check out the crazies on FLORIDA WATCH!!! If only the Feud got families from the Sunshine State, but, alas, cross country plane ticket purchases leave little funds remaining for meth and hiring someone to murder and rape the uncle who molested you. Anyway, the Feudman loves [...]

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Team Blackitude is backitude – with a new and improved race war wrinkle!

[ANYONE READING THIS WHO HAS NOT READ THE FFT MISSION STATEMENT NEEDS TO DO SO BEFORE READING ANY FURTHER, OR THE BLOG WILL MAKE LESS SENSE TO YOU/I WILL COCK-PUNCH YOU] I know it has been a full week since your friendly neighborhood Feudman introduced you to Team Blackitude and its lovable band of dim-witted [...]

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