FFT/Florida Watch Holiday

The new Florida Watch site is under construction. FFT is on Holiday suspension until January 5, 2010, at which point it will likely be discontinued as a regular blog, due to its painstaking effort on the Feudman’s part and the fact that you people obviously prefer Florida Watch. We will check back in with Ricky and [...]

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All White Out … (Part 3)

[READ PART 1 , PART 2, DO NOT READ ANY FFT POST UNTIL YOU HAVE READ ITS MISSION STATEMENT AND CHECK OUT FFT'S BACK PAGE, FLORIDA WATCH, WHICH UPDATES ON FRIDAYS ... NOW GO SLATHER YOURSELF UP IN FAST MONEY!] Well, in case you were wondering whether or not there is a God, I just scored the answer [...]

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All White Out … (Part 2)

[READ PART ONE, DO NOT READ ANY FFT POST UNTIL YOU HAVE READ ITS MISSION STATEMENT AND CHECK OUT FFT'S BACK PAGE, FLORIDA WATCH, WHICH UPDATES ON FRIDAYS ... NOW GO AND ENJOY THE FEUD!] Part 2 is ready to spray it all over your glasses … Boom! The White Bags of Shit reveal that they are [...]

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All White Out … (Part 1)

Wait, so you thought that I would leave the All Whites alone? Are you mad? They sang a song about themselves and are led by an instant FFT legend and one of history’s greatest cheesedicks – Ricky the Song-Singing Ignoramus. I couldn’t let Ricky’s epic and undying faggotry lie, friends … it just wouldn’t be [...]

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The Black Arm of the Law vs. The All Whites

Can you smell it? No, not that – the other thing … still no? Ok, whatever, it’s doesn’t matter – it’s Feudin’ time! Once again, I can’t stress the importance of reading the FFT Mission Statement if you are new to the blog and – even though a Sikh Indian wedding kept me from posting [...]

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You know I couldn’t stay away from … Team Blackitude!

Al-right, al-right, al-right – you know the drill: If you are new to the site, read the FFT Mission Statement before proceeding. If you like stuff that is awesome, check out FFT’s back page, Florida Watch!!! Now let’s get down to Blackitude! [Those of you who do not know about FFT's favorite black family can [...]

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